Jury Duty
"Due to the extreme budget crisis in the state of California each juror needs to bring their own blue or black ink pen."
Ohimigosh!
That is when you know you are screwed! Our government can't even afford pens!
Hilarious!
here's a little piece of me
As you can see I do not take to a LITERAL reading of this passage. But clearly...some do.
Oh! and for the record...I HATED the movie Brokeback Mountain (it was so bad I fell asleep to it)...but apparently that post had to be removed by my "evangelical Big Brother" a few months back too.
What else?...Oh yes, I am not afraid to say that on occasion I like to enjoy a glass of wine, a bottle of Sam Smith beer, or (like last night) an exquisit X-Rated Cosmo Martini at Chadaka Thai!...But apparently that was inappropriate to post as well...
So for the record...yes, I am a sinner...but I have been and am being redeemed...and yes, I am living in this REAL world. My head is out of the sand. And I like my life and make no appologies.
And that's why we are out of the ministry for now, forever?, and for who knows how long.
(Great times last night M&M! Press on! God is breathing new life back into your dry and weary bones. He is faithful. He is good. )